laveenah

Laveenah looks like a big hairy monkey. she looks like an ape and swings around trees to get around. she drink water from the ponds behind her house because she is a monkey. she also has a gray beard abs is two feet tall. she also has pointy ears because she’s an elf. she’s also an elf because she brings gifts for ppl. and het gift is her big fat booty.
person 1: you are such a laveenah

person 2: is it because i’m short with pointy ears

person 1: yes. exactly why.
by Crodie (hard R) December 19, 2021
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