lauren mcmaster

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she is a weird pschyco who likes tariq and many other guys. she always kicks people and also licks people toes and, if she's mad, she bites them off and gobbles them up. she is also a certified pedo and she can't control the urge to call people "mommy". lauren is also in fact a baby lamb her youtube is @1babylam so go subscribe to that baddie.

lauren mcmaster is a pedo
the rock: we stay hungry
lauren: we devour!

lauren mcmaster by can't do October 27, 2021

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lauren mcmaster

lauren is a girl who has a crush on tariq, and many others including cole, gavin, logan, holden, and others. she is also named "holden lover" for various reasons. lauren also kicks people shins and pushes them. she also licks toes, although sometimes if shes mad, she bites your toes and gobbles them up. she then throws up the toes and eats the toe nails separately. lauren also cannot resist the urge to bark and growl at people she also calls people mommy. in fact, she also is a baby lamb and her youtube channel is @1babylam so go subscribe to her!! :)))

lauren mcmaster is a pedo
the rock: we stay hungry
lauren: we devour!!

lauren mcmaster by can't do October 27, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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