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Latino Man’s Mattress 

typically a gay white man who exclusively seeks out Hispanic men who are preferably immigrants and speak little to only passible English for sex and dating.

They tend to be older but younger ones have sprung up since Maluma. A common attribute of these low lives is they make an effort to learn enough Spanish to get laid and make an effort to sound like they have a Hispanic accent but really they just sound desperate for Latino cock.
“Kevin goes down south for sex, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress”

“John has been fucked by every top at the Latino bar, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress”
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latino strangler

When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.
Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.

Latino Squirrel 

Nothing. Just a Latino squirrel.

Latino Standard Time 

1. Latino Standard Time (LST) refers to the amount of time between when someone of Latin American origin says that they will be somewhere, and when they actually are. Generally Latino standard time ranges between LT (Local Time) + 30min and LT + 2h. In rare instances, LST can be LT + up to 1 day.

Ed: Didn't Leslie say that she would be ready to leave 45 minutes ago?
Doug: Yeah, but she's on Latino Standard Time.
Latino Standard Time by Eduardo v October 2, 2006

latino sandwich 

A Latino sandwich is if two Latinos rub their chests against male genetila and do their best to get their male partner to Cum.
1:Damn I had suvh a great Latino sandwich with those two Latino chix I met at the party!
2:Wow,that sounds epic. A shame im never getting qny of this type of action.
1:Chill mate imma get those two Latinos to give u a sandwich.
2:really?!?
1:Yeah, have fun!

Latino Standard Time 

Within the Latin o community, there are certain individuals who are on their own time element, and are usually late to certain events. This can be a complete nuisance, particularly when a specific time event is scheduled (i.e. dinner party, wedding,, baby shower, etc.). Synonymous with being "fashionably late".
Roger: Where are Diego and Maria? I told them dinner would be at 7pm. It is 7:45 no~
David: Don't you know? They are always on Latino Standard Time~ Anybody else would have the decency to call that they are funning late, but with them,

I love Latina’s 

Something 9 year old kids say when they see a copy and paste Latina
Tommy: dude I love Latina’s with braces
Ken: have you even seen a real Latina before?