Last in Line

A great Dioism, from the post-Elf years. Has a plethera of significant meanings:

1) A ship without a storm
2) Cold without the warm
3) A laugh without a tear
4) Hope without the fear

John: Hey, Dio, when will we know?
Dio: We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Last In Line

a decent metalcore band from acton/marynard massachusetts that thinks they're good because they played with Hollywood Undead.

"Hey, did you hear that Last In Line played with HU?"
"Yeah, they're not good"

by himynameis123 August 23, 2011

last in line

Last in line for the gang bang, the poor bastard who gets the sloppy mess at the end.

He was last in line for the gang bang!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

last in line for the gang bang

Originating from the title of a song by Boston psychopath/frontman GG Allin that was, in fact, actually about being last in line for a gang bang. The term is somewhat uncommon, but occasionally used by people in the New England hardcore and punk scenes, where it refers to someone who is late to a trend (or late to drop it), unaware of big news or changes, or generally clueless. It can be used against oneself or a friend in a comically self-depricating fashion, or against someone as an insult.

"What? You guys are gonna meet at O'Malley's in fifteen minutes? Fuck, I had no idea... I'm always last in line for the gang bang."

"No one told you that the show was cancelled? Shit, dude, you're always last in line for the gang bang, I swear."

"Of course you're still wearing a Papa Roach shirt. You're always last in line for the gang bang, you retard."

by don_tardo December 27, 2006

Last line of defense

When a hoe keeps on getting on you so you shoot her

I had to use my last line of defense

by kid dying in a mini van April 19, 2022