a4

A fourth generation VW/Audi chassis that makes the basis for the 1999-2005 Jetta, Golf, and Beetle; also, makes the basis for the Audi TT and first generation Audi A3/S3. A4 is the chassis code for the fourth generation of the "A" type of VWAG's cars.

Usually used among VW fans to differentiate different generations of the Golf and Jetta. A4's were thought of as pretty cool to the masses, but VW fanboys who can't afford them decry them for being too heavy, even though they were faster than previous generation VW's.

This can be really confusing; the Audi A4 is built on a B5 chassis (the same as the 1998-2005 Passat).

Also referred to as a Mk4.
"I had an A3 Jetta but traded it for an A4 GTI."

"He had an A4 GTI and I was like 'how do you like that A4?' and he was like 'uh, I have a GTI, not an Audi' and I was liek OMG WTF u r lyke SUCH A RETARD you don't even know wot a A4 is???? hahahahaha I'm so l33t"
by don_tardo January 01, 2007
mugGet the a4mug.

werf

English (UK) slang for "worth." Comes from dropping the "th" at the end and instead pronouncing it as an "f."
MARK: That's the most poncey fuckin' jacket I seen in donkey's years.
NIGEL: What's that? I'll fuck you up you fuckin' tosser!
TED: Nigel, just leave it mate! It's not werf it, there's Old Bill all over the gaff!
by don_tardo December 31, 2006
mugGet the werfmug.

hapa

"Half" in the Hawaiian language. Originally used to describe someone who was half-Hawaiian but came to more prominently refer to someone who's half-Asian or Pacific Islander. Increasingly used to describe people who are of any racial mix, but this is still generally misunderstood as referring to a half-Asian; also, increasingly used to describe people who are of a partial Asian ancestry, e.g three quarters non-Asian, one quarter Asian. However, the term is fairly recent, and many hapas would not necessarily know that you are referring to them if you were to describe them as hapa.

Some hapas have tried to claim that the use of the term is equivilant to nigga in the black community, i.e. that one hapa can refer to another as hapa and it is good, but a non-hapa cannot, and it would be insulting. Most other hapas think these people are retards and are just happy to have something that isn't as patronizing as halfie or halvsie and easier to say than half-Chinese/Japanese/Korean/whatever.
"If Magnus Karlsson and Yuki Fujiwara have a kid together, it'll be hapa."

"My dad is Chinese and my mom is black, and so I'm hapa."

"Did you know that Karen is a hapa? I had no idea, but I guess I can see it now."
by don_tardo December 31, 2006
mugGet the hapamug.
Originating from the title of a song by Boston psychopath/frontman GG Allin that was, in fact, actually about being last in line for a gang bang. The term is somewhat uncommon, but occasionally used by people in the New England hardcore and punk scenes, where it refers to someone who is late to a trend (or late to drop it), unaware of big news or changes, or generally clueless. It can be used against oneself or a friend in a comically self-depricating fashion, or against someone as an insult.
"What? You guys are gonna meet at O'Malley's in fifteen minutes? Fuck, I had no idea... I'm always last in line for the gang bang."

"No one told you that the show was cancelled? Shit, dude, you're always last in line for the gang bang, I swear."

"Of course you're still wearing a Papa Roach shirt. You're always last in line for the gang bang, you retard."
by don_tardo January 01, 2007
mugGet the last in line for the gang bangmug.

dragon lady

A term used to describe a stereotype of Asian women found in literature and film from the late 19th to the mid-20th century. A "dragon lady" was a woman of Asian heritage who was thought of as being sexually powerful and generally of a cunning, underhanded, conniving nature, who would use her beauty and sexuality to get what she wanted. Often accompanied in fiction with an opium pipe, jade jewelry, and wearing a Chinese dress, usually with dragons on it. They were usually depicted as snide, assertive, aggressive, sneaky and explosive in temperament.

The term is now generally used as a descriptive in a negative context, often to describe a non-Asian's misconception of Asian women. It is also used to describe a manipulative Asian woman, though this is less common.
OLD USE:
"I went to an opium den when I was on shore leave back during the war, and this dragon lady got me smoked up, fucked the hell out of me... and then I woke up with my wallet and clothes gone."

MODERN USE:

"I may be an Asian woman, but I'm not a dragon lady. I have a job and support myself."

"Tom is just an idiot who thinks if he dates an Asian, she'll be some sort of tantric dragon lady who'll have all sorts of spooky Eastern sex secrets."
by don_tardo December 31, 2006
mugGet the dragon ladymug.

burger cooch

The torrid result of when a woman has eaten a fast-food burger saturated in grease and laden with ketchup, onions, mayo, and cheese. After she's digested the food, the resultant odor eminating from her vagina could quite possibly kill the frail or infirm, though it may also induce hunger and a desire to locate the nearest McDonald's in some people.
"Dude, I was making out with her in my Z28 when all of a sudden I was like 'oh shit, did I drop a burger in here last night or something?' Then I realized it was burger cooch."

"I went to go down on her, but as soon as I got those pants off it was like I was face-to-face with a rancid fucking burger. She had burger cooch, man. Oh, jeez, everything still smells like onions to me..."
by don_tardo August 01, 2009
mugGet the burger coochmug.

unnice

A made-up word that a mentally-challenged and phenomenally maladjusted young man on Yahoo Answers likes to throw around.

Usually accompanied by his other nonsense words, such as "mainstreamphobia" or "normo" which he uses to describe people with normal intelligence whom he antagonizes.
You're a normo and unnice because you told me that I'm mean after I told you to go fuck your mom!!!!
by don_tardo April 17, 2009
mugGet the unnicemug.