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laser dick

When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.
Ouch! Watch where you point that laser dick!!
by MillerMac November 13, 2017
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Laser Dick has fabulous flowers on the Fox!
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dick laser

A term used to describe the mechanism of destruction of a particularly powerful penis.
George's dick laser annihilated Gertrude the Lesbian Hooker.
by DinoTron January 14, 2014
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