laser balls

When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.

"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

Ball Loser

A certain type of person who is prone to losing balls. Do not put a ball near this person's sight or they are bound to lose it.

Boy: See you later, ball loser
Girl: Yeah, you'd lose your head if it wasn't attached to a loser.

Gus: Man why did I have to lose that ball?

by frankmasta5 June 28, 2010

No Ball Pussy Loser

"NBPL", from the movie out cold. Refers to someone who is a bitch or is acting like one.

Steve: "Why is John alone watching Bruce with JD and coke in the other room when Brooke wants him so bad."
Alex: "Cuz John is king of the no ball pussy losers."

by Bruce Springsteen February 26, 2009