Largesity - ones ability to be large yet not be called fat, chubby or obese. Often used by big guys as a way to deflect from the real issue (that they are fat)
Prince Fielder became a vegetarian in 2008, some say he did so to deflect attention from his largesity.
Tim being a tiny little woos of a man, he simply used the word largesity so he'd not be pounded by fat people he came into contact with.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"