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Larenzo

a very large person either phiscally or mentally usually loved super sexy maybe even the sexiest ever some cant handle his awesome
1:hey did you see larenzo

2:yeah
1: you know

3: what are we talking about

1:larenzo
3:damn i know right
by yhmmm February 5, 2010
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Larenzo

He's amazing. He's intelligent, handsome, funny, compassionate, kindhearted. He has a laugh that sounds like music and a voice that sounds like comfort. He's one of the most caring and understanding people you'll ever meet, but he'll also take no shit. If you're disrespectful to him or someone he cares about, he'll chew you out in a heartbeat. He's been hurt by women who didn't see what they had, but he still tries to love openly. He knows exactly how to calm someone down. If he's debating with someone on something, he does his research and will fact check himself. He's got ideas that would change life. He's perfect, including any flaws. He's the realest you'll ever meet. If you get a chance to love him, and him love you. Keep him. Fight for him, not against. Be his peace, not his stress. Be his motivation, not his depression. Be there. Be present and respectful. Love him fully. He deserves nothing but kindness.
"Larenzo makes everything seem less scary"
by thisoneisthelastone October 1, 2023
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larenzo

daddy, master, and the sexiest man alive! he is such a snuggle baby! he is more then a friend. i am gonna kiss is forehead
1:damn larenzo

2: right?
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Lorenzo Berkshire

a kind, hot guy from the Wattpad story “Filthy”. He’s a slytherin with mommy & daddy issues. cousin & best friend to Draco Malfoy.
My favorite character from “Filthy” is Lorenzo Berkshire.
by wattpadlover January 13, 2021
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.

Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.
By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.
by lilypotter56 July 25, 2012
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a laid back typa guy and doesn’t give many fucks. He might in the inside but doesn’t show it. He doesn’t get attatched easily, but once he does, he doesn’t let go. He’s sporty and smart, and is different from most guys. Lots of girls like him, but he probably doesn’t care for them back. He’s loyal and determined, and you don’t regret getting to know him. He always seems stone cold but is loving on the inside.
You like lorenzo? Good luck.. he doesn’t like anybody really..

Lorenzo’s a god at sports

Have you seen lorenzo? He’s so cool...
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The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

To perform the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, here's what you'll need: basic knowledge of website design and a very unique fake name. So, think of your fake name right now. Have you got it? Good.
Now, select your target, preferably a girl with a real nice phone.
The dialogue that follows should go something like this.
You: "Yeah. It's me."
Girl: "Do I know you?"
You: "I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn."
Girl: "Are you, like, famous, or something?"
You: "Yes... You really don't know who I am, do you? What a refreshing change of pace. Nice to meet you..."
Girl: "Shelley."
You: "Shelley. Once again, I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds: two t's. Lorenzo. Von Matterhorn. Ciao."
Then, as soon as you're gone, she gets out her phone and does an internet search for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. And that's when she discovers a series of fake websites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. There's a fake business article about Lorenzo, the reclusive billionaire. The fake explorers club newsletter describing his balloon trip to the North Pole as a feat of pure daring and imagination. The fake medical journal featuring a heart-breaking story of doctors telling him penis reduction surgery isn't an option. And by the time you get back...
You: "Hi. Shelley, uh, I hate to be forward, but can I buy you a cup of coffee?"
Girl: "Yes! Please."
You: "What does coffee go for these days? Fifty dollars?"
Girl: "Oh, Lorenzo."
And it is on.
Did you see that? Barney totally just pulled off The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. He's bringing the girl up to his room right now!
by lilypotter56 April 19, 2011
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