Someone who has a foot fetish and loves to clean toenails. She begs the people in her life to clean their tootsies. She loves attention, and is scared of losing her sisters. She pronounces "d"s instead of "th" in word. She has a twisted, and violent sense of humor... sort of like a demonchild.
People with this surname have some serious swag. So much swag , that you'll most likely want to kill yourself for not having that much swag.
Person 1: "I woke up to go get me a coldpop, I thought somebody was barbequin'.. Then I thought of a Lardizabal and I got bronchitis!"
Person 2 : "Damngurl, ain't nobody got time for dat!"
v. The artful way of beating someone to death and bringing them back so they owe you their life.
Explanation: People do not remember who knocked them out, all they remember was walking by and then waking up in the hospital. All you have to do is bring them back and they think you saved them, therefore they have a life debt to you.
My boss is being a total asshole, I'm gonna have to LaDezma him and make him my bitch.
Lardered (verb) - For a male to partake in sexual intercourse with a plus sized female or vice versa. Usually involves the larger person incorporating their excess rolls into said act.