lardez
lardez by Dissssdicckkk June 6, 2021
lardex
lardex by Gazziger my nigger April 25, 2019
Lardeous
Someone who has a foot fetish and loves to clean toenails. She begs the people in her life to clean their tootsies. She loves attention, and is scared of losing her sisters. She pronounces "d"s instead of "th" in word. She has a twisted, and violent sense of humor... sort of like a demonchild.
Lardeous by Redbrownhairedbitches February 28, 2010
Lardizabal
People with this surname have some serious swag. So much swag , that you'll most likely want to kill yourself for not having that much swag.
Person 1: "I woke up to go get me a coldpop, I thought somebody was barbequin'.. Then I thought of a Lardizabal and I got bronchitis!"
Person 2 : "Damn gurl, ain't nobody got time for dat!"
Person 2 : "Damn gurl, ain't nobody got time for dat!"
Lardizabal by jenna hamilton. March 19, 2013
LaDezma
v. The artful way of beating someone to death and bringing them back so they owe you their life.
Explanation: People do not remember who knocked them out, all they remember was walking by and then waking up in the hospital. All you have to do is bring them back and they think you saved them, therefore they have a life debt to you.
Explanation: People do not remember who knocked them out, all they remember was walking by and then waking up in the hospital. All you have to do is bring them back and they think you saved them, therefore they have a life debt to you.
Lardelar
He went to the bar and got drunk.. really drunk and stood on the stage and rocked until he was bounced. He pulled a Lardelar
Lardelar by bob_on-the-fob August 17, 2009
Lardered
Lardered (verb) - For a male to partake in sexual intercourse with a plus sized female or vice versa. Usually involves the larger person incorporating their excess rolls into said act.
Lardered by the_hoedown August 9, 2010
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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hobo loko
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hey let's get a drink of that?
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026