landri 

a truly amazing girl. funny in every way and just a tad weird..
but seriously she's one of those few real girls, she tells you how it is. she's extremely gorgeous even if she doesn't think so. shes someone i look up to kinda. she's just a good person. simple as that. always there for you. no matter who it is, people always want to be around her and no matter what kind of mood I'm in i smile when we talk. her personalty is contagious and i could never live without her. shell always be there for me.. thats something that I'm so very grateful for.

everyone loves LANDRI. no matter if they wish they hated her, they can't every find a legit reason.

landri by just.for.you. March 20, 2013

Landri 

The craziest, but sweetest chick out there. She loves anime and is willing to beat anyone the fuck up. Lazy as shit, but is a hard worker. You’re lucky to have a Landri in your life if you do.

Kid: woah, who is that girl kicking ass?
You: oh, that’s just Landri!

Landri by RenjunsMic December 13, 2020

Landri 

An evil, tiny, fatman

wow, stop being such a landri

we used to be friends but now your actually SUCHHHH a landri

Landri by ladashagasha January 25, 2011

Landri 

A fine girl who cries about everything thing and complains about everything or aka a drama queen and a back stabber

Have you heard that drama queen Landri

Landri by Lady's mans 99 May 23, 2018

Landpimp 

An internet phoney. Named after a gimpy jackass in Washington State that buys a lot of 4-wheel drive Toyota Land Cruisers but never takes them on gravel roads, let alone off-road. He doesn't even work on them, short of having stereos installed and adding rubber nipples to the bumpers.

John is a real Landpimp. He's constantly on the internet claiming to be a Land Cruiser expert, but he has to call AAA when he gets a flat.

Landpimp by GigHarborGreg August 19, 2013

tim landis

A 40+ year old who's trying to stay young by listening to modern day music, dressing like a teen age douche bag , an spending money on luxury items an a piss load of human growth hormones !!!!!

Wow Alex nice shirt an what up with your hair slicked back ! Ya fuckin Tim landis !!

tim landis by bigzidis November 8, 2013

Cheerio Landmine 

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

Cheerio Landmine by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012