land fart

When you're driving through an area that smells like someone ripped a giant one and you can't even roll down the windows to save yourself! You're stuck driving with your nose crinkled up & trying to breath into your shirt.

I drove through a land fart yesterday on my way to the office . I couldn't escape the smell for miles & it totally ruined my morning commute!

land fart by ChickyOh January 14, 2016

Land Mine Fart 

When the steanch a fart is embedded into a seat until someone disturbs that smell to cause it to leak out moments later. In similar fasion to a real land mine

So, I was hanging with my girlfriend yesturday and I laid a land mine fart in her couch. Later on her sister sat there and she got tottaly blamed for it!

Land Mine Fart by R.T. Foster, II October 28, 2007