Lance Armstrong
Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
by thiisnotmyrealname January 29, 2015
by captain kirks number 2 bowl October 12, 2005
Tommy:"hey man im all out, can i get a lance armstrong?"
Shawn: "yea dude. Stop smoking all your shit so quick!"
Tommy: "Some one should of told that to Michael Phelps!"
Shawn: "yea dude. Stop smoking all your shit so quick!"
Tommy: "Some one should of told that to Michael Phelps!"
by DrgDlr420xx September 10, 2009
lance armstrong's genes hold the secret to curing cancer. He can sweat out cancer and crap out tumors. Every exwife of Lance Armstrong has cancer because he can actually will it into people's system. The friction from Lance's bike powers Zeus's lightning bolts. No matter where you are and no matter where lance is he will beat you in a race to anywhere.
by RocktheJordan August 17, 2006
When playing pong and only having one ball because all others were lost, too dirty, or crushed in the process of beer pong.
bob: yo man wheres the other ball?
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit
by fattehboi September 20, 2008
Sexual phenomenon in which the female kicks her legs during intercourse, i.e. as the pedals of a bicycle turn.
by ozMo January 11, 2007
Lance Armstrong rapes all europeans when it comes to bike racing. Other americans are just so fat, they had no chance of competing with him to begin.
by Nicolas Sarkozy September 16, 2007