‎"LAN KING" - The King of a LAN (Local Area Network) Party; This user is defined as the King due to mad skills (omfgwtfthiskidisSICK) on every game possibly playable via a LAN connection.

This type of person is renowned for attending many LAN's using such wickedsick equipment such as a Toshiba Satellite A600 Ultra Laptop.

A breif summary of this entry into the Urban Dictionary has concluded that the "LAN KING" is not a member of the gaming community to be messed with.

Dude 1 - "hey did you hear that the LAN King was in town?"

Dude 2 - "Yeh i heard he's got wicked-sick-ultra-rad skills!"

Dude 1 - "No way?!"

Dude 2 - "And he games on a laptop!"

Dude 1 - "I'd Challenge Him"

Dude 2 - "Dude... No1 challenges the LAN-King"

LAN King by John (are ya gonna bang) Doe January 26, 2011

Related Words

lan king • LAN • lan party • Lan Di • lan jiao • lan ting • Lan Anh • Lan Dee • LAN Holiday • lan it up

Lanking

Lanking: when a person of tall and slim stature stands awkwardly with an expression of extreme self consciousness.

Example: "look at that twat over there, lanking like a spare cock."

Lanking by Katymvr August 29, 2016

lanking

Similar to the term 'cranking', this verb represents the simultaneous combination the of laughing and masturbation. Not a common pairing, and those conducting the act would appear to be slightly insane.

Girl (to boyfriend): What the hell are you doing?

Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.

lanking by glastofan November 11, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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