lamp fetish 

When one passes, looks at or hears about a lamp or its shade they feel an overwhelming urge to perform mighty sensual acts of self indulgence.

That man obviously has a lamp fetish, I can see his sex endorphins (some may say sexy Dolphins depending on ones geographical location) working overdrive.

lamp fetish by Gorgeous Brian May 22, 2016

lamp fetish 

a fetish that fetishizes lamps and people that are sexually attracted to lamps have a lamp fetish

person a:“wowie lamps really turn me on”

person b: “hahaha nice pun”
person a: “no for real tho, i have a lamp fetish”

lamp fetish by cheesethicc July 18, 2018

Foot fetish lamp prototype 7 

When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.

"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"

Foot fetish lamp prototype 7 by Anemoneee__ August 4, 2023