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lamp's on 

meaning a boy's coming on to you and you don't like it. you say it to your friend so she makes a distraction or a reason to leave the situation.

first originated with the phrase 'tampon' but then changed to 'lamp's on'.

this phrase is very useful for avoiding unwanted situations.
guy- "hey sweet cheeks"
girl- "lamp's on! lamp's on!"
friend- "come on, girl. let's dance. ;)"
lamp's on by charlotte silver October 2, 2008
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Genie's Lamp 

A Subway sandwich popularized at Tigard High School in Oregon. A Genie's Lamp consists of getting the oven roasted chicken breast on italian herb and cheese bread, with cheddar cheese then getting lettuce and tomato put on the sandwich before toasting. A very large amount of chipotle sauce is then put on the sandwhich after toasting, resulting in the greatest sandwich experience anyone could have.
-Hey Ian where are you going for lunch?

-Subway bro, come with me, you need to get the Genie's Lamp, it's the best sandwich you will ever have.
Genie's Lamp by BubbaMcLaughlin January 15, 2010

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! 

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.
Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

lamp suit 

a clothing outfit that is worn while lamping. Typical clothing items worn are comfortable clothes such as sweat pants, gym shorts, a t-shirt, or sweatshirt (preferably hoodless so the hood doesn't get in the way of your lean back)
I'm just gonna go home, throw my lamp suit on and kick it.
lamp suit by dylwalmal June 28, 2011

Lamp Street Buttfuckers 

An Omaha, NE street-based organization of childhood friends and scallywags, also known as LSBF, dedicated solely to "grabbing respect by the haunches." Rumored to have started the national sensation of "drivewaying," or sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway drinking boxed wine, quoting the same movies over and over, and accepting the fact that no matter how hard anyone tries nothing exciting is going to happen tonight until the 11:00 ZJ's.
LSBF brothers always stand their ground and fucking hate girls!
"LSBF's so fucking gay. They think they're cool because they coined the term "drivewaying" which does nothing more than give them an excuse to get drunk with the same people in the same driveway every night."

"Those Lamp Street Buttfuckers sure know how to grab respect by the haunches!"

Lamp -Shade -Drunk 

Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.
Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.
Lamp -Shade -Drunk by DylanFan88 December 29, 2005

lamp shade 

A fun thing to put on your head at parties...
Mother: Why is there a lamp shade on your head?
Son: 'Cause I was at a fricken' awesome party!
lamp shade by Mary Beth30570 May 25, 2008