Somebody who spends more than one hour daily playing computer or video games and has his life centered around it, instead of doing something productive or go outside.
I went to this demoparty lately, where we coded our new demo while some gamer lamers satnext to us playing Counterstrike.
A phrase used to tell people how bad they are at a game because. a gamer is cool, while a lamer is not
Also possibly the best insult in the history of ever, used mostly by
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Person 1 "i have died in an epic minecraft letsplay"
person 2 "gamer, more like LAMER! AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAGHHAHAHAHHA"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.