Villain from the Mario Bros. series. Looks like a fat, bald turtle with thick glasses. It rides a cloud and hovers near the top of the screen, following Mario wherever he goes. Lakitu is a heartless bastard because he seems to have no problem with pitching an infinite number of his spiked progeny to their death in an attempt to wound or at least annoy Mario. However, he was recently changed careers from most annoying Mario enemy ever, to doing camera work for Mario in his more recent 3-D games, as well as refereeing for the Mario Kart series.
Doug: "Goddammit son of a bitch Lakitu keeps respawning and throwing more eggs at me! FUCK OFF YOU STUPID LAKITU!"
Jared: "Chill man, a balance must be struck in the Mushroom kingdom. Man must learn to coexist with the Lakitu."
Jared: "Chill man, a balance must be struck in the Mushroom kingdom. Man must learn to coexist with the Lakitu."
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Lakitu (/ləˈki tu / or /ˈlækɪtu /), known in Japan as Jugem (ジュゲム Jugemu, dʑɯ.ɡe.mɯ), is a fictional flying character in the Mario franchise. Created by Shigeru Miyamoto, it first appeared in the Nintendo Entertainment System video game Super Mario Bros., where it dropped enemies called Spinies on the stage. It has a striped green shell, wears aviator goggles, and rides around in a smiling cloud. He has since appeared in several main Mario titles since, as well as Mario spin-off titles, notably the Mario Kart series where he acts as the referee and a playable character in Mario Kart 7 and Mario Kart 8. He has appeared in non-Mario titles, including the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
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