lake goo

Atypically run-down, low-rent houses found along the shores of small lakes. The term may also be used to insult residents of said houses. Lake goo is essentially trailer trash with a pontoon boat.

Jerry: "This sure is a pretty lake. But what's with the string of hillbilly huts?"
Bobby: "Where you've got lakes, you've got goo."
Jerry: "Lake goo? Let's get the hell out of here."

by The Spartender August 18, 2008

Goose By the Lake

An analogy or metaphor referring to women as golddiggers using geese. A goose will come up to you only if you have bread which it can eat. It will then leave when you run out of bread and go to another person with bread. A golddigger (woman) will go to a man only if he has money. If the man were to have a reversal of fortune (i.e job-loss, ect.) than that woman would leave that man and find another one with money.

Women are like those geese by the lake, they only want you if you have money.
Wow, you got screwed dude, that woman is a Goose By the lake.

by 3249230 August 2, 2009