A lajavion is a male that most likely grew up in a small city. His family is pretty average when it comes to money. They are most likely to have a best friend named James or Jordan. This person has a high pitched voice but is a pretty legit friend .This person has a huge dick with a length of 7 or 8 until they hit 15-17. You are a very lucky person if you have a Lajavion.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).