A lajavion is a male that most likely grew up in a small city. His family is pretty average when it comes to money. They are most likely to have a best friend named James or Jordan. This person has a high pitched voice but is a pretty legit friend .This person has a huge dick with a length of 7 or 8 until they hit 15-17. You are a very lucky person if you have a Lajavion.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.