A body of water consisting primarily of the unwanted fetal remains, usually gathered/stolen from abortion clinic's and/or adoption agency's waste.
by andyholloway December 18, 2009
by Bohndo March 14, 2015
A word used to describe a situation. Can also be used to describe a gathering of a large amount of ethnic minorities.
Tom - blimey shaun, there's some new faces in the Asian Invasion today
Shaun - actually Tom, i believe it's widely accepted that it is called the Coon Lagoon
Tom - by Jove, i've made a fool of myself, thank you for correcting me Shaun
Shaun - it's quite alright. dont let it happen again.
Shaun - actually Tom, i believe it's widely accepted that it is called the Coon Lagoon
Tom - by Jove, i've made a fool of myself, thank you for correcting me Shaun
Shaun - it's quite alright. dont let it happen again.
by Technicolour-Rascal March 23, 2009
A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.
After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.
by Chupallama July 16, 2015
by Alyssago March 13, 2017
Comparable to swamp ass, Lagoon Poon's potent force can instantly soften even the sturdiest of boners . Most common symptoms and signs of "lagoon poon" are a puffy irritation and vast swelling of vagina lips. When encountering hookers with wet, sticky pubic curls; chances are, she suffers from lagoon poon. The collection of pussy sweat often creates a twat slime similar to the texture of infant diarrhea and is often mistaken for grandmas famous meat loaf. Lagoon Poon is a category five cunt funk condition, and although many slam pigs can't help it, they sure can tame it with a simple baby wipe.
Jamarcus: "Bruh, look like dat bitch threw up in her lap my nigga. Slime be dripping through dem yoga pants my nigga"
Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"
Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"
by dirtyernie92 July 18, 2014