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Comparable to swamp ass, Lagoon Poon's potent force can instantly soften even the sturdiest of boners . Most common symptoms and signs of "lagoon poon" are a puffy irritation and vast swelling of vagina lips. When encountering hookers with wet, sticky pubic curls; chances are, she suffers from lagoon poon. The collection of pussy sweat often creates a twat slime similar to the texture of infant diarrhea and is often mistaken for grandmas famous meat loaf. Lagoon Poon is a category five cunt funk condition, and although many slam pigs can't help it, they sure can tame it with a simple baby wipe.
Jamarcus: "Bruh, look like dat bitch threw up in her lap my nigga. Slime be dripping through dem yoga pants my nigga"

Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"
by dirtyernie92 July 17, 2014
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