When a überpro CS master is having stats problems he often uses the expression "lagg". Actually, it's written "lag" but since those überpro CS fanatics don't know how to spell without using numbers they seldom write it correct.
überpro: LAGG! 7hi5 is LAGG! omfgu r 4 noob!
noob: Sorry dude. I don't know what the term "lagg" means.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."