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blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)
Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."
blue lagoon by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006

Landon Syndrome 

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.
Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.
Landon Syndrome by Nefwey November 26, 2022
The expression "Langdon" was coined during the pandemic crisis in the middle of Swedens deepest forests. The term has it's origin in the beloved movie adaption of Dan Browns trilogy depicting Robert Langdon; portrayed by Tom Hanks. Robert Langdon is a nifty but occassionally low-gifted character with distinct autistic features during the worst possible times. So a "Langdon" is therefore a remarkably special individual whom enters the realms of fantasy during the weirdest occasions.
"He's such a fucking Langdon, idiot!"
"Don't be mad at Robert, you know - he's a bit of a Langdon.."
"C'mon, stop being a Langdon you - stop licking the painting!"
Langdon by mphstphls October 7, 2020

Tate Langdon 

A ghost played by actor Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story on FX. He was in a relationship with Violet Harmon until she discovered he lit his mom's boyfriend on fire, shot and killed 15 highschool students at Westfield High, killed the previous owners of the murder house (the fabulous gay couple), and raped and impregnated her mother with the anti-christ. He is described as a psychopath, yet I still love him anyway because he is misunderstood, charming, and sexy
Tate Langdon is a fictional character played by Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story.

Normal people scare me.

Got any Kurt Cobain on that thing?

I love you, Violet. There I said it, not just on some chalkboard.

Just tell them to go away, and they will.

Hi, I'm Tate. I'm dead. Wanna hook up? I don't think so...

I used to come here... When the world closed in and got so small I couldn't breathe.
Tate Langdon by Violate December 31, 2011

Michael Langdon

Michael Langdon is the antichrist but as it’s known he’s just so fuckable you can even
Omg Michael Langdon can like get it he’s so hot”
Michael Langdon by Avesatans December 7, 2018