lady burns

A female who unmistakably has side burns that resemble something you should only be able to find on a man.

"Dear God look at those lady burns! She must have a beard if she has lady burns like that. Does she shave?"

"Not nearly enough"

by ladyburnhunter October 17, 2009

Lady burn

A lady burn is when you get an angle grinder to a piece of metal while sparks fly at your snatch. This mist be performed while a man whittles a spoon in the corner.

I came home to my Mrs lady burning with the engineer. He made me a nice spoon.

by Monkeybomb113 March 6, 2018