lady burns 

A female who unmistakably has side burns that resemble something you should only be able to find on a man.

"Dear God look at those lady burns! She must have a beard if she has lady burns like that. Does she shave?"

"Not nearly enough"

lady burns by ladyburnhunter October 17, 2009

steamy hot old lady buns 

The kind of buns everyone's grandmother makes. in other words, the best buns. (can also be used to describe a thicc old lady at bingo)

MMMMMMMM- i can't wait for nana's steamy old lady buns. (use number two) damn Earl, did you see Gerturde? she had some nice steamy hot old lady buns.

steamy hot old lady buns by An anonymous Phantom January 14, 2021

ladyburns 

Sideburns created by grown out head hair which has been combed down in front of the ear, giving the illusion of sideburns. Generally worn by ladies, but also used by gentlemen who are incapable of growing proper sideburns.
Similar to a comb-over for sideburns.

Ian: Dude, check out my new chops.
Gary: I wish I could grow those, all I can grow are these ladyburns

ladyburns by sippymccloy January 15, 2009