Any worker at one of the Department of Energy's National Laboratories, including Lawrence Livermore, Los Alamos, Pacific Northwest, Savannah River, Oak Ridge, and any many more. The title is usually accompanied by lanyards with multiple security badges and Operational Risk Management (ORM) cards, pocket protectors, and glasses straight out of the Manhattan Project. Subjects scare easily and are often seen riding around on 1960's bicycles, reminiscing about "the old days", and attending fun conferences on the thermo nuclear fusion process and other easy-to-grasp concepts.
Dude, that Labbie needs to get out more.
It's OK, he is just a Labbie, he'll be fine once he calms down.
It's OK, he is just a Labbie, he'll be fine once he calms down.
by NorCalLabbie February 01, 2011
We are trendy, we are hip. We live in NYC and can't seem to picture living anywhere else. We are known as the "private school of the public schools". We stand infront of Paradise before and after school (always drinking ice coffee) and In Union Square on weekends. We live for Chelsea Market, smoking "bogues" on the stoop across from Lab while having numerous run in's with Steve from Sex and the City. We live for the weekends, getting insanely high or getting drunk off 40ozs. We shop at Urban and we love ms. Weinstein. We are true slackers and we always come to class high. We live for the teachers at the YMCA for gym class. We are clicky, we are selfish, we collect Nike Sneakers. We hate sports, except basketball and soccer, except we always play high "TREES". We know everyone's business, so don't even try to hide your deepest, darkest secrets, we will find them out. We all hook up wtih the same people. We are anti-social to other schools, don't even try talking to us if you aren't one of us.
Labbies, we run this shit.
by hollerbackcrack December 29, 2005
by sammy.words September 26, 2019
An employee of the Los Alamos National Laboratory in Los Alamos, New Mexico. Easily spotted for wearing name tags with their security clearance on them, taking two hour lunches, driving in a way that proves they don't have to punch a timecard, and essentially getting paid a good amount of money and benefits for doing nothing but pass around joke e-mails all day.
Don't bother going anywhere to eat in Los Alamos at noon, the place is swarmed with labbies.
There's nothing worse than serving a labbie with an attitude.
Wearing this nametag makes me feel like a labbie.
There's nothing worse than serving a labbie with an attitude.
Wearing this nametag makes me feel like a labbie.
by AtomicKitten December 19, 2005
by Monkeyfatman October 14, 2018
On a washing machine, dirty labby once sat and opened her legs. A dirty fish stench reaked as she asked Ben “stick 3 in”
by A human lurkin June 16, 2022
by Idk_____whotf October 03, 2023