Adoptive son of Odin and Frigga. Adoptive brother of Thor. His true parents are Laufey and Farbauti, frost giants of the realm Jotenheim. Loki discovers he is a frost giant by coming in contact with the Casket of Ancient Winters in the first Thor movie. He is misunderstood, contrary to others thinking bad of him. He is incredibly attractive and is cunning and intelligent. He has an army of fangirls all over, especially on tumblr. He steals the hearts of Midgardian females with just a smile. He is mischievous. He is Loki. And Loki is awesome.

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Loki Laufeyson by vero900 December 27, 2013

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Loki amount

An unknown quantity of something. Could be a large amount or a very little amount of something. Or you have no idea on the quantity of something you have.

person 1: How many shotgat shells ya got left?
person 2: A Loki amount.
person 1: :/

Loki amount by deadlyswarmofcats August 11, 2012

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loki

the best person ever. it wasn't fair when he died

loki is awesome

loki by nunyourbussines April 29, 2020

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loki

a HOT man that you need to love if you dont horrible thing will happen

loki is hot as fuck

loki by couchpotato69 May 9, 2019

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Loki'd

When the mischievous Tom Hiddleston ruins your life completely. (It's up to you to decide whether it's a good or a bad thing.)

*Watching the Avengers for the tenth time and realizing you actually worship the bad guy*

You: Oh god, I think I just got Loki'd.

Loki'd by Loviisa October 26, 2012

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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