kyles dick is fucking small
Kyle: "Why are you guys always making fun of my dick?"
Me:"Because its small."
Kyle: "Why are you guys always making fun of my dick?"
Me:"Because its small."
by spoonsarefuckingspoons January 19, 2020
A sexual act, where the guy (named or not named Kyle) works a full shift or goes hard in the gym, making his dick extra salty or smelly. He then goes home to his Girlfriend or Wife and tricks her into sucking it, and it tasting like a mis ordered jar of Dill Pickles that you got from Costco.
"Hey Kyle, how did you night go?"
"Good man, i got home and trick my girl into a KYLE'S DILL DICK", made her throw up"
"Good man, i got home and trick my girl into a KYLE'S DILL DICK", made her throw up"
by KermieWormie March 21, 2024