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He was born and raised to rule
No one has ever been this cool
In a thousand years of aristocracy
An enigma and a mystery
In Meso American History
The quintessence of perfection that is he
He's the sovereign lord of the nation
He's the hippest dude in creation
He's a hep cat in the emperor's new clothes
Years of such selective breeding
Generations have been leading
To this miracle of life that we all know
Look at that guy in that pool on that hill. He is such a Kuzco!
Kuzco by KuzcoStalker4leifxoxoxoxo August 29, 2009
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Kyle: "This blanket isn't soft enough, i need my pink blanket!"
Rachel: "You're such a Kuzco!"

Kyle: "I can't walk to menchies when its snowing"
Rachel: "You're such a Kuzco!"
kuzco by reallaughreallife December 10, 2013
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When you enter the club in a sass way
Damn, Amélie Kuzco her way to the club
Kuzco by finderskeepers69 December 3, 2017
North American Goddess of beauty and poetry.
Kuzco by Myself August 12, 2003

Kuzco's poison 

When a writer uses excessively long sentence structure, hyperbole, and redundancy to acheive a word or page count.
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
Kuzco's poison by highlandblade November 24, 2014

Kuzco's poison 

The poison, The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. That poison?
Yes! that poison. (Referring to Kuzco's poison)
Kuzco's poison by TrasheAshe September 27, 2019

Kuzco-complex 

When a person believes everything revolves around them.

The name of the complex originates from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove", where the main character "Kuzco" is very self absorbed.
Person 1: "So, Omar called me last friday!"
Person 2: "Omg, did he say something about me?"
Person 3: "RAH fam, you have such a Kuzco-complex!!"

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Lend: "Are you talking about me?"
Hater: NO! No one talks about you!
Other hater: Uuugghr YOU have a big kuzco-complex stupid LEND!
Kuzco-complex by lenglend.com February 24, 2023
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