kuma troll Share definition Flag an old hairy man that likes to have sex with inanimate objects. Your dad is a fucking Kuma Troll, he fucked your sister's barbie dolls! teehee. kuma troll by oommmfgggkuma troll January 6, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the kuma troll mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch