A man born from a moose during the Siberian winter, whom out of desperation eats its own mother to survive. The Krucal then moves to Candy Mountain where it marries Charlie the Unicorn and creates a double life within the Russian Gay Mafia.
Lil bitch that plays FIFA 24/7 and lives in his sisters basement at age 27. Sounds like a 13 year old who got drop kicked in the throat by Santa Claus. Has a face that makes you want to punch a llama in the face