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Krucal

A man born from a moose during the Siberian winter, whom out of desperation eats its own mother to survive. The Krucal then moves to Candy Mountain where it marries Charlie the Unicorn and creates a double life within the Russian Gay Mafia.

That Krucal ate his momma and married a unicorn. He's one freaky fella!

by BagHead727 January 19, 2012