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krolismus 

krolismus is an sect-like movement led by Babushka Krolia.
it is the successor to communism. only more like an bsolute dictatorship
common actions as an follower are 1. burning cats 2. gifting everything in one´s possesion to the sect leader 3. devotion one´s life to 100% to the sect leader. 4. harassing elderly folk and 5. stealing food

everyone in this sect seems brainwashed. like Ninso112 the headpriest of this sect. he is formerly known as hba112, an good and honest chemical professional. he helped everyone, he sacrificed everything so his surroundings could flourish. now everything he does is enforcing the teachings of Babushka Krolia. even going so far to abandon his own former life.
the 3rd in command in this mafia like structure is Kirden89. he is the right hand man of ninso112 and the worst kind of henchman anyone can ever imagine. HE is the man for the dirty work. about is former life is next to nothing known.

according to rumours he was bioengineered by ninso112 with his own DNA as the founding.

everyone that ever joined them, NEVER leaved them.....
take this as a warning.....
A: Something is wrong with René these days.
B: ...didn´t you hear he joined the Krolismus...
A: *confused pikachu
krolismus by Krolia May 23, 2020
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The secular, non-commercial alternative to Christmas. Celebrated on the 25th of December, it is a time for celebrating with family and friends. The goals of peace on earth and universal good will are emphasized and encouraged. Decorations often include lights and ornaments, usually on evergreen trees and wreaths. Singing Krismus carols is also popular.

No gifts are exchanged at Krismus, but small tokens of affection in thought and deed are prevalent. Krismus has no connection to any particular religion, although many of the traditions date back to pagan festivals. Instead, it is a time to reflect and embrace a spirit of tolerance.

"Krismus" can be differentiated from "Christmas" in speech by pronouncing each word phonetically. Thus Christmas may be pronounced as "Christ Mass," with special emphasis on the "t" to avoid confusion with Krismus.
Merry Krismus and a Happy New Year!
Let's sing Krismus carols and decorate the Krismus tree!
Krismus by P.A.H. July 3, 2008
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