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Kristija 

The act of not sleeping at all for over 30 hours due to excessive procrastination
Dude, I had like 42 essays to write in 2 weeks, but I kept procrastinating so I was forced to pull a Kristija.
Kristija by heykristijalookatthis February 7, 2018
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Kristija 

An amazing and sweet and funny and drop-dead-GORGEOUS friend who is always there for you. It's 3AM and you're stressing about an essay you haven't finished yet? Kristija is there for you! Need a hug because you're feeling sad? Kristija is there for you! She's such a blessing to have as a friend and is also slightly concerningly obsessed with K-pop.
I had so much stress for the test today, but luckily Kristija was there for me to help me calm down.
Kristija by heykristijalookatthis February 12, 2018

Kristina Kolosowsky

She is the best person in the world.
I love Kristina Kolosowsky.
Kristina Kolosowsky by Thump20151 September 29, 2020

kristiear 

the spanish verb to
1. don't study for a test
2. get 1 hour of sleep the night before
3. fall asleep during the test
4. get 150%
i tried to kristiear that spanish test but it didnt go very well
kristiear by asdasdk October 16, 2012

Kristiana 

Kristiana is a stunning girl some may even say jaw dropping. She has lots of friends but some are fake. She has boys chasing after her. She can never notice the boys flirting but they are. Even though she doesn’t believe it when people say it and won’t except compliments. She makes good grades and all a’s in all her classes. She is what people call a people person , everyone gets along with her. She is a girl who not only acts different but is different, not in a bad way but in a good way. She is a goddess and no one can stay mad at her.
Oh my goodness there’s Kristiana 🤭
Kristiana by namedefanswerer October 4, 2018

Kristina 

Kristina is the meaning of swag. She has so much swag that people beg her to share her swag wisdom. Kristina is beautiful, smart and always welcoming new people into her life. Kristina can be really weird, but is super funny. She is known to make everyone have a great day always. Don't doubt Kristina, there is more than meets the eye. a Tina has a beautiful smile enchanting eyes and a great figure with a killer butt. If their is ever a hip-hop/swag contest and a Kristina is there, place your bet on her ;)
"Dude! She must be a Kristina.
Why?
She's got hella swag!!"
Kristina by Mrs.Alamiatheswaggie August 17, 2012

Kristina 

Kristina’s are the sweetest, most gorgeous, and outgoing girls there are. They are always willing to help out, and your parents will always love them! They set really high goals, and always go after them. They aren’t afraid to take changes, and risk a little to have the best night if their lives. Long brown hair, hazel eyes, and usually not too tall. They have the most gorgeous body, even though they may not always think so. They keep their best friends close, but they still have tons of other friends. The guys love them, but she says true to who she loves. If you have a Kristina in your life, don’t let her go.
Kristina is outgoing and stays true to who she is.
Kristina by Rylan Haster December 12, 2018
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