by kristinnurnberg October 14, 2017
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A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.
His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
by Lovely hat November 20, 2017
Get the Michael Krisfalusi mug.Krista is definitely one of a kind. Truthfully, she is full of layers. Beautiful, intelligent, absolutely hysterical, and one very underrated & overlooked quality about her is that she's quite the wordsmith. She's direct, but respectful. She's strong-willed, but a total softy. She's confident, yet modest. She does this thing where she talks a lot and thinks that others think she's overdoing it, so she apologizes for the ramble. Krista makes jokes and before the other person can respond, she says "just kidding" because she has such a big heart that she doesn't want to risk offending anyone for even a moment, and it's one of her many redeeming qualities. She's that book in the bookstore that catches your eye so you pick it up and immediately you want to read it because you think it's going to be good, but what you didn't realize until you get a few chapters in, is that there is so much more to it than most realize, it's so much deeper & meaningful than anything you've ever come across, it's so much better than you originally imagined, and you can't even fathom of ever putting it down, and any other book you read feels like a waste of time because deep down, you know that nothing could ever top it. And instantly, it becomes your favorite. I will marry her.
Trust me, she's pretty frickin' great!
Trust me, she's pretty frickin' great!
by Run_CMC June 12, 2020
Get the Krista mug.She is the most beautiful woman in the world! One look at her and you instantly fall in love! Her beauty is match by her amazing personality! She's kind, caring, sweet, hilarious, and has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back! She's fearless, but tender! She's always the life of the party and is always a blast to be with! Even tho she says she has her faults, she is perfect! I'm madly in love with this woman! There is no one I'd rather be with! Every second away from her is like I'm missing a piece of my heart! She is my everything! If you saw her, you might just see what I see! I love you so much!
Krista is amazing!
by Spicy 1989 May 16, 2014
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by anonymous February 12, 2021
Get the Krista mug.Krista... Krista's are amazing best friends, they are always a little nervous of what people think. Krista is a very kind person... If she cares about you, you are in luck because if you treat her good she will always care about you. Having a Krista in your life is absolutely fasinating. She is always ready to have fun, but is very neat and is always ready to clean something up... If you are ever lucky enough to meet a Krista keep her as long as you can... She is an amazing bff and I am sure she is a beautiful person to share your life with... Krista's are honest if they love you... They will tell you a lie only if she thinks it will protect you that much... I am extremely happy that I have a Krista in my life.
by Kesliegh Adams August 21, 2018
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