The most interesting person you will meet. Loving, but feisty. Smart, but naïve. Makes a great friend, but will be the mom of the group. If you meet a Kristarah, you should consider yourself lucky. If you have a chance to be in a relationship with a Kristarah, expect the unexpected. Little to no emotions will show; except anger. Fine never means fine with Kristarah. Overall kristarah is a joy to be around and a productive woman so don’t get in her way.
Kristarah is the most pretty woman on the planet. A goddess, like Aphrodite, among man.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).