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kookmeyer 

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.
Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.
kookmeyer by The Colonel May 11, 2004
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Krunkmeyer 

Krunkmeyer is a term for a kid who know how to "GET CRUNK", a kid that everyone knows, by Krunkmeyer. The term comes from the Krunkest of all, Austin Krukmeyer.

Hey Krunkmeyer, get KRUCK!
An example of a Krunkmeyer is the Krunkest of all Kruckmeyers
AUSTIN KRUKMEYER!!!
Krunkmeyer by dillzgotskillz June 17, 2007
Hot older women who are absolutely lovely in every, single way. They are kind, loving and always look out for you. They are great listeners and amazing at giving advice. If you know one keep them hold on to them. You don’t ever want to let go of a Lady Kreimeyer!
That lass just gave me a flower she must be a kreimeyer.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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