1. Being a god among men.
2. Someone who knows what a woman wants and how to give it to her.
He is such a Kraig, It was amazing!!!
by Kraig T. July 11, 2008
You are not simply born with the name Kraig, but rather, you are given the name

based on your looks and personality. Kraigs are usually of average height, with

dark hair, pale skin, and glasses. They are sarcastic and excellent procrastinators. Their

hobbies include being lazy, making offensive jokes, and laughing from the back

of the classroom. Despite their flaws, Kraigs are easy to get along with and

make great friends (unless they find you annoying, in which case, they will ruin

your life).
Bill: Hey Kraig!
John: My name isn't Kraig.
Bill: But boy, you do look like a Kraig.
John: What?
Bill: You act like one too!
Everyone: Yep, we're calling you Kraig.
by Bofar April 19, 2013
A name for a human male. Typically spelled Craig, but can be spelled Kraig for aesthetic purposes. Kraig is a name and it has no effect whatsoever on a person's personality.
Bill: Hey Kraig!
John: My name is John you nit!
Bill: Hey John-you-nit!
John: Shoot me.
by michaeljnotasinfox April 19, 2013
The most ugly, vile, repulsive, appalling, awful, bad-looking, beastly, deformed, disfigured, foul, frightful, grisly, gross, grotesque, hard-featured, hideous, homely, horrid, ill-favored, loathsome, misshapen, monstrous, not much to look at, plain, repelling, repugnant, revolting, unbeautiful, uncomely, uninviting, unlovely, unprepossessing, unseemly, unsightly, abject, abominable, cheap, coarse, common, contemptible, corrupt, depraved, despicable, disgraceful, dishonorable, disreputable, foul, grovelling, humble, ignoble, immoral, indelicate, loathsome, lowly, mean, menial, offensive, paltry, pitiful, plebeian, poor, scandalous, servile, shameful, shoddy, sleazy, sordid, sorry, squalid, trashy, ugly, unworthy, vile, worthless, wretched, awful, beastly, dirty, disagreeable, fierce, filthy, foul, gross, grubby, hellish, horrible, horrid, icky, impure, loathsome, lousy, malodorous, mephitic, murderous, nauseating, noisome, noxious, objectionable, obnoxious, obscene, odious, ornery, outrageous, poison, polluted, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, rough, sickening, soiled, squalid, stinking, tough, unappetizing, unclean, uncleanly, ungodly, unholy, unpleasant, vile, vulgar human being to every crawl out of the sewers.
Oh my gosh, that guy looks like he was mauled by a wolverine.

Yeah, he's so kraig.
by 'h;iuadsh April 19, 2013
Kraigs often think they are the best. They like to prance around in there grandmas home made slippers and ugly whitey tighteys when they are at home alone. Infront of people a Kraig likes to think he is a gangster, while spitting out pre planned rap's. Kraigs are often quite humorous though, but likes to know that he is pissing everyone off and thier sweet little grandmother. Kraigs are a one of a kind person. They are good and truthful friends, but often tend to get under your skin, it makes you want to rip that ginger, pube like hair off there chin.
Molly: dude that guy never shuts up!
Anna: i know im about to rip those red pubes off that stupid Kraigs chin!
by onabitch April 16, 2010
The realest nigga on the planet, the undisputed king of roblox, lives in the roblox headquarters.

Will stomp on you on any game you play, some might even think of him as an omnipotent god.

Has 19,232,534,342,865,455 wins and 0 losses

This individual used to be in the Navy Seal who graduated top of his class and has been involved in numerous raids on Al-Qaeda and has 500 confirmed kills.
" I just saw KRAIGE on a game of arsenal, he destroyed the living shit out of me"

"Damn bro I got absolutely clapped by KRAIGE on deepwoken and stole all my enchants!
by Abdul Dingleberry April 16, 2022