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Being a Stud Muffin or really hot (sexy)
Kraig Tatman at Nature Coast Technical High School
by Kraig April 11, 2005
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Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
by Pdough May 15, 2006
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1. Being a god among men.
2. Someone who knows what a woman wants and how to give it to her.
He is such a Kraig, It was amazing!!!
by Kraig T. July 10, 2008
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the nicest person in the worlddd,wicked funny,great hair,the freaking amazingist person in the world,if you ever see a kraig in your lifee,your very luckky.
Love your hair,its so kraig.
by aggg baby January 07, 2009
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You are not simply born with the name Kraig, but rather, you are given the name

based on your looks and personality. Kraigs are usually of average height, with

dark hair, pale skin, and glasses. They are sarcastic and excellent procrastinators. Their

hobbies include being lazy, making offensive jokes, and laughing from the back

of the classroom. Despite their flaws, Kraigs are easy to get along with and

make great friends (unless they find you annoying, in which case, they will ruin

your life).
Bill: Hey Kraig!
John: My name isn't Kraig.
Bill: But boy, you do look like a Kraig.
John: What?
Bill: You act like one too!
Everyone: Yep, we're calling you Kraig.
by Bofar April 19, 2013
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A name for a human male. Typically spelled Craig, but can be spelled Kraig for aesthetic purposes. Kraig is a name and it has no effect whatsoever on a person's personality.
Bill: Hey Kraig!
John: My name is John you nit!
Bill: Hey John-you-nit!
John: Shoot me.
by michaeljnotasinfox April 19, 2013
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The most ugly, vile, repulsive, appalling, awful, bad-looking, beastly, deformed, disfigured, foul, frightful, grisly, gross, grotesque, hard-featured, hideous, homely, horrid, ill-favored, loathsome, misshapen, monstrous, not much to look at, plain, repelling, repugnant, revolting, unbeautiful, uncomely, uninviting, unlovely, unprepossessing, unseemly, unsightly, abject, abominable, cheap, coarse, common, contemptible, corrupt, depraved, despicable, disgraceful, dishonorable, disreputable, foul, grovelling, humble, ignoble, immoral, indelicate, loathsome, lowly, mean, menial, offensive, paltry, pitiful, plebeian, poor, scandalous, servile, shameful, shoddy, sleazy, sordid, sorry, squalid, trashy, ugly, unworthy, vile, worthless, wretched, awful, beastly, dirty, disagreeable, fierce, filthy, foul, gross, grubby, hellish, horrible, horrid, icky, impure, loathsome, lousy, malodorous, mephitic, murderous, nauseating, noisome, noxious, objectionable, obnoxious, obscene, odious, ornery, outrageous, poison, polluted, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, rough, sickening, soiled, squalid, stinking, tough, unappetizing, unclean, uncleanly, ungodly, unholy, unpleasant, vile, vulgar human being to every crawl out of the sewers.
Oh my gosh, that guy looks like he was mauled by a wolverine.

Yeah, he's so kraig.
by 'h;iuadsh April 19, 2013
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