kovo

a hybrid, half cow, half man

"Hey Jimmy, get a load of that kovo over there. He sure is a fat one"

by jimmy twoshoes March 18, 2008

Kovo Syndrome

Kovo Syndrome :

A Rare condition When your feeling out of place , lonely , and no desire to hang out with friends or communicate with others. Sports come rough , hands are rock hard and your concussion counts keeps going up. Nobody wants to play with you and it even know you

Symptoms :

- loneliness

- Increase in hair growth

- no drive

- increase in tweets
-ignoring the bros

- sports lacking skill

- chap lips

- heavy hands

- increased lies

- wheeling girls over FB

Outcome :

Not living life

Guy : Hey man wanna hangout later?
Friend: Nah sorry man , got homework to do

Guy: ah I see you starting to get Kovo syndrome

by Tricky CCT March 30, 2013

kovoshot

A synonym for whale sperm. This word is of Slavic origin originally meaning sperm whale. It is often used when referring to a drink in a mocking manner.

You got any more kovoshot in that bottle?
Yeah, but it's that shit from concentrate.

by JavaBalls July 25, 2012

Sloppy kovou

Taking your female partner to a dirty Mexican restraunt and after consuming mass amounts of spicy Mexican goodness you proceed to having anal sex, during which you gape that ass and throw all of it up into her gaping butthole and proceed to have anal intercourse right after.

Last night I sloppy kovoued this chick so good.

by Vineyard boys October 22, 2012

Kovoral

Kovoral is a big buff guy that works out all day and has over 10 girlfriends and his bench is 300 LB

Omg kovoral is so hot ♥

by 346trghghjgj January 12, 2022