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Kovo Syndrome 

Kovo Syndrome :

A Rare condition When your feeling out of place , lonely , and no desire to hang out with friends or communicate with others. Sports come rough , hands are rock hard and your concussion counts keeps going up. Nobody wants to play with you and it even know you

Symptoms :

- loneliness

- Increase in hair growth

- no drive

- increase in tweets
-ignoring the bros

- sports lacking skill

- chap lips

- heavy hands

- increased lies

- wheeling girls over FB

Outcome :

Not living life
Guy : Hey man wanna hangout later?
Friend: Nah sorry man , got homework to do

Guy: ah I see you starting to get Kovo syndrome
Kovo Syndrome by Tricky CCT March 30, 2013
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