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Acronym for "King of the Idiots". This is a guy who is an idiot, but is the smartest of his idiot friends. So he thinks he is a genius and superior. KOTI's are cruel to their "subjects" and belittle them at every opportunity.
See those idiots over there trying to get their truck out of the ditch? The fat, smelly, toothless one, with his hands in his pockets and yelling, is the KOTI.
KOTI by Jeffrey Allen West January 20, 2006
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Douchebag stoner

Any kid at school whos smokes weed, and tells everyone about it like its some kind of achievement.

Not only will he tell everyone about it, he'll smoke weed at lunch/break and show up to class stoned, then will tell everybody how he just hit the bong before World History class.

Its only a matter of time before he gets caught, by either the teacher; the preps, nerds, or even the other stoners snitch on him. (For being such a poser)
Koti: "Duuuuuuude im so high righhhhht nowwww."

James: "Haha dude, im telling on you."

Koti: "No! Pleas no! I cant get caught again!"

James: "Chill dude i was just kidding....but try and hold of on the bong hits before Bible class okay?"
Koti by dats2dope January 6, 2010
Utter nonsense, useless,downright crap, not at all to the point
dont bore us with koti talks.
that was a real koti movie!!!
Koti by Ueki_nigga April 2, 2008
Koti is Bulgarian for Cunt.
My husband is a koti
Koti by Iain December 21, 2022
A very, extremely beautiful, highly intelligent, and skilled woman who knows her worth. Very talented in many aspects, especially ones where a different type of head is involved. She's one you won't regret, and you better hope you don't regret her.
I met this beautiful girl named Koti, and dude... I had the best night of my life...
Koti by Marack05 April 1, 2024

Koti the Meta 

He is a very chill guy but when he see's his friends he gets hard and runs away. He also has a very small package. This is a nickname for a guy names Koti Metha. Also he has only on friend.
That guy that has a small package is a Koti the Meta