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Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.
1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.
Koomer by Koombayuh March 8, 2021
Words you can keep
Someone who is both a Karen and a Boomer
Person 1: Did you see that lady at McDonald’s complaining to the manager the other day?

Person 2: Oh yeah dude she was such a Koomer
Koomer by awwwhh November 28, 2019
Related Words
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kpop stan that likes to talk shit to anyone who doesn't like kpop
ok koomer
koomer by trialyt December 6, 2019
A person whose non chalant persona is annoying rather than cool.
Jeff: the way Bob’s been acting recently is so annoying. He won’t even smile!

Jake: Don’t worry he’s just a koomer.
Koomer by YourMamaBear2001 April 13, 2026

Koolerifix

Off the hook, outstanding, pretty not so bad, pristine,
highest level of compliment.
Yo son, those J'z are koolerifix!
After the club I went back to my crib with shorty,
she gave me that becky. Dam Son! Koolerifix!
Koolerifix by MW9 August 23, 2010
When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...
"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"
Koosered by P!GPEN February 21, 2013
Noun - An extremely inconsistent Crypto Currency that was at it's highest in 1997
"Damn! Mr.Simpson has been getting rich off of Kromer!"
"Kromer? Isn't that pretty dangerous?"
Kromer by anonymous September 28, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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