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Its what you accidentally type when you're drunk and trying to type "lolz".
Texter 1: what's up?

Texter 2: kolz

Texter 1: what??

Texter 2: idk I'm drunk KOLZ!
kolz by veronicat June 25, 2009
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Carly Kolze 

Cute, funny, bubbly, is a blonde, but tends to be really smart! Blue eyes, just like the ocean. gives great advise, to ANYTHING. isn't perfect, but tends to behave in public. an amazing friend, and a pleasure to be in your life.
Carly Kolze by carlyxoxo20 May 13, 2010
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Defintion of having A VERY BIG WHITE DICK
kolzie by kkamaster March 19, 2016
L league of legends player, virgin 4 lyfe, not loved by his family, especially dakota, skips bonfire, doesn’t know how to plan events, lightweight, L-za, prov valorant troller always rages when chiefsheen doesn’t smoke the right entry points.
Kolza be like: “I’m trolling, it’s actually doomed, I hate it here, no shot, it’s actually so free”
kolza by Woifoi November 23, 2021

kolzapipza 

I big fat fart from big backs named Corey.
Ew corey just dropped a kolzapipza
kolzapipza by sigmaalphazaddy April 22, 2024

kolzapipza 

A large dump from people named Corey.
ew did you hear coreys newest kolzapipza
kolzapipza by sigmaalphazaddy April 22, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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