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An arrogant faggot who lives on Ems on He fled from the scene for a while when Vitz (Lord God and Savior) scared him away.
Man, look at that guy taking two dicks up his ass! Jesus, the only other time I've seen that happen is with Kobra!
by LOL April 22, 2005
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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Kobra is the more supreme human on the face of the earth. He is flawless. He is always right.

He's the kind of man you don't want to cross paths with.
by Kobra January 03, 2005
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A Member of an group who is known to strike without warning.
That foo hit them niggas' Kobra style.
by Coty-Syko November 14, 2003
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That weird boy on EMS (Evil Monster Sightings) who tries to hit on twelve year old girls.
Yesterday, that homo pulled a Kobra on little Annie.
by roflmfao October 15, 2005
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Used for penis in Turkish. Creatively inspired from the snake species.
Kafami bozma, salarim kobrayi! (Do not piss me off or else I am going to release my kobra).
by Fenasi November 13, 2006
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A ghost-snake that haunts peoples dreams.
In the Simpsons, Homer had a nightmare while in Barts classroom. Bart classified this as a "Night Terror. During this "Night Terror", Home screamed "AHHHHH KOBRAS!"
by OmNiLaSh May 30, 2004
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