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noun.- name given to Kobe Bryant after he raped that bitch in Colorado
OMG!!!! Kobalt just dropped 81 points!!!
kobalt by Paul t April 25, 2006
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Kobalize 

Men!!! don't Koba me
He was Kobalized last week
Kobalize by Avo A. August 11, 2006

Kowaltchuked 

To steal, borrow without ever returning or scury away with someone's lighter. Can be intentional, unintentional or second nature.
Person 1 "Can I borrow a lighter?"
Person 2 "Sure."

Person 2 never got their lighter back. It was Kowaltchuked.

"Hey, you Kowaltchuked my lighter" is the appropriate response.
Kowaltchuked by Nigel Doucette April 24, 2008
A biased Jew. They often play online games and have to have control or they'll feel insignificant.
*You are stopped by the police*
Police man: You were 1-mile over the speed limit and you're black, so I'm going to have to take you to jail.
You: Stop being such a Kobata.
Kobata by Laref June 24, 2011
A low life who holds a high position, yet doesn't deserve it, and probably never will.
Dan: Damn he never works.
Royal: I know, what a Kobata.
Kobata by Royal ;D September 7, 2010

The Kiddo Koaltion 

A Coalition based upon justice for those who have none but deserve it from counter-racism, strict conservative moral systems and the creators of the Ingtonlish or Kiddoton dialect.
I was amazed at the power of The Kiddo Koaltion.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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