kiwi land

a place run by a weird person with simp orbiters. bubby and flam are the only cool ones in it and car the most annoying. this is all.

you know that place run by the psychopath?

oh yeah you mean kiwi land?

by TheALoafOfBread January 26, 2022

kiwi-a-gogo land

A slang name for New Zealand.

The Sex God is leaving me to snog sheep in Kiwi-a-gogo land.

by _brian May 14, 2005

Kiwi Landslide

The Kiwi Landslide. This is the most blunt of the Fruity Disasters and will be exact and straight forward about anything it needs to do. Don't even think about running away because it's way ahead of you already and will already have caught you by the time you're ready to run. This epidemic has no idea how much the citizens of Townsville love and appreciate everything she does.

See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Banana Blizzard

Last year I was waltzing around Roosevelt, Utah and I was caught in a Kiwi Landslide. PRAISE THE LORD!! :D

by iRide4Jaden August 18, 2011

Kiwiland

Small enough that no one cares, large enough that the rest of the world has to care. Better than aussie, for such reasons as less stuff to kill you, and more water and beaches. Great place to be.

Chur bro, Wana chup bro? Welcome to kiwiland

by LaFemme October 23, 2013

Kiwiland

New Zealand. The country that tries to be Australia and stole the word mate from our vocabulary.

DID YOU KNOW: The only good thing NZ did was LOTR. And you know that.

by Taylor R September 6, 2005