The Kiwi Landslide. This is the most blunt of the Fruity Disasters and will be exact and straight forward about anything it needs to do. Don't even think about running away because it's way ahead of you already and will already have caught you by the time you're ready to run. This epidemic has no idea how much the citizens of Townsville love and appreciate everything she does.

See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Banana Blizzard
Last year I was waltzing around Roosevelt, Utah and I was caught in a Kiwi Landslide. PRAISE THE LORD!! :D
by iRide4Jaden August 15, 2011
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