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kitten face 

a situation caused by a large number of cum shots to the eyes,
when one wakes up from a long night, barely able to open their eyes like a newborn kitten.

"hey bro, you should go wash your crusty kitten face off."
"ooh, he so sweet, he can kitten face me any day."
kitten face by joseph melnick February 4, 2007

Kitten-face 

Noun: A silly, coy reference to a friend, particularly between a female and male nerd. Used and created in 2004 by thelinuxgirl ;). Often used in conjunction with an ascii kitten face =^..^= .

Alternatives: Kitteh-face Kitten-face kittenface kittyface
Example: I <3 you kitten-face. =^,,^=

Example: Were you going to connect those NIC's to the switch Kitten-face? =^..^=
Kitten-face by thelinuxgirl January 28, 2013

Kittenface 

Aka. Billy Shallow, A cute little male kittycat who spends the majority of his time sleeping. It's easy to love him and he'll happily purr away!
Have you only just woken up kittenface?
Kittenface by Luluxxxxx May 8, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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