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kitten face 

a situation caused by a large number of cum shots to the eyes,
when one wakes up from a long night, barely able to open their eyes like a newborn kitten.

"hey bro, you should go wash your crusty kitten face off."
"ooh, he so sweet, he can kitten face me any day."
kitten face by joseph melnick February 4, 2007

Kitten-face 

Noun: A silly, coy reference to a friend, particularly between a female and male nerd. Used and created in 2004 by thelinuxgirl ;). Often used in conjunction with an ascii kitten face =^..^= .

Alternatives: Kitteh-face Kitten-face kittenface kittyface
Example: I <3 you kitten-face. =^,,^=

Example: Were you going to connect those NIC's to the switch Kitten-face? =^..^=
Kitten-face by thelinuxgirl January 28, 2013

Kittenface 

Aka. Billy Shallow, A cute little male kittycat who spends the majority of his time sleeping. It's easy to love him and he'll happily purr away!
Have you only just woken up kittenface?
Kittenface by Luluxxxxx May 8, 2011

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026