kitchen shittin drunk 

The state of mind in which one is so inebriated that the kitchen seems a suitable substitute for the shitter.

1) Yeah man, I don't know what happened to that Cuisinart and 196 piece dinette set complete with napkin rings and douche lube- I was kitchen shittin drunk last night.

2)Nobody invites aunt carol over anymore, that bitch is always kitchen shittin drunk.

kitchen shittin drunk by fatherfart November 27, 2009