Kirk

A prick that overreacts to everything and crys to much and doesn't like to come out in Newcastle after collage

Kirk is a hypochondriac

by Bilbobagginsdmncjdvn January 12, 2015

kirked

To be slapped as hard as effin possible in order to be shut up, most oftenly "kirked" are blonde bitches or boys with girl names.

EX1
Blonde bitch- " baby what are you getting me for my b day?"

Guy- " it's stupid questions like that that get you kirked"
EX2
BADASS- "KIRK!!"
Boy with girl name- "nigga damn!!"

by facialxD February 21, 2010

Kirk

KIRK: or To kirk: an Attractive gay male that has ability to turn str8 men gay.

DUDE, don't hang around him, he is a kirk.

ya hang around that kirk and you will be sucking dick by morning.

by freak-maggot May 1, 2010

kirking it

The term used to describe when someones shirt rides up and exposes skin(usually because it is too tight)

"Hey you're kirking it! Pull your shirt down!", "Oh wow, that boy was kirking it and his stomach is so hairy"

by Sarah T March 13, 2008

kirked

Derived from the phrase "good shot kirk." Used when you hit a golf shot and it slices into the woods or an otherwise bad shot or bad move done in any sport or life action. Kirked is when you make a bad shot or move and somebody quickly responds by stating "Good Shot Kirk!"

You confidently line up to hit your driver off the tee. You hit the ball and it starts to drift into the woods. Other player might say "Good shot kirk!" Then you have been "kirked."

by kirked September 20, 2010

Kirk

a trekkie that sits behind a desk whilst pretending they are at the "helm"

While sitting at his desk Kirk was a million light years away shooting Klingons at warp speed!!!!!!

by Buck Burrmeister September 15, 2006

Kirking

(verb) A term for all the times in a sci-fi show and/or movie that a character has sex with an alien. A reference to Captian Kirk from Star Trek, often used in a phrase such as "Kirking it up"

Commander Richer from Star Trek Next Generation kirking it up a lot this episode.

by DrMaskWolf February 10, 2011