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Kingwood Middle School 

Kingwood Middle School has the initials KMS for a reason. The teachers, fellow students, and food make you want to just go insane and breakdown. Usually the 8th and 7th graders treat 6th graders like rats and say "And I oop--" even though we are in the 21st century. You have your basic "vsco" girls with their scrunchies and hydroflasks, you have your weird kids who smell like onions for some strange reason, and you have your anime obsessed ones who still seem like they're in 4th grade.
Girl 1: " What middle school did you go to? "
Girl 2: " Kingwood Middle School. "
Girl 1: " Oh my gosh, I feel so bad for you.. "
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Kingwood middle school 

Kingwood middle school is a place with a bunch of kids that are fake and think they are better than everyone else. The teachers are decent.The coaches are amazing ,but the food is terrible. Be prepared for basic white girls that think they are rich because they have a hydro flask. Lastly stay away from girls with the first letter in their name A and the last one E.
Kingwood middle school: 🤮
Any other school:😀

kingwood middle school 

kingwood middle school smells bad. theres bugs and roaches all over the school, always hair in the nasty ass food from the cafeteria. some of the teachers are okay. female coaches pick favorites , the boy coaches are chill asf. all the girls there are fake and cant set their own trends. the boys are all ugly and mostly fake and nicotine feins who hit a mint pod instead of brushing their teeth. a good handfull of people out the school do drugs or sell them too.
broooo, have you been to kingwood middle school?

yea bro, that place sucks.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026