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Kingwood Middle School 

Kingwood Middle School has the initials KMS for a reason. The teachers, fellow students, and food make you want to just go insane and breakdown. Usually the 8th and 7th graders treat 6th graders like rats and say "And I oop--" even though we are in the 21st century. You have your basic "vsco" girls with their scrunchies and hydroflasks, you have your weird kids who smell like onions for some strange reason, and you have your anime obsessed ones who still seem like they're in 4th grade.
Girl 1: " What middle school did you go to? "
Girl 2: " Kingwood Middle School. "
Girl 1: " Oh my gosh, I feel so bad for you.. "
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Kingwood middle school 

Kingwood middle school is a place with a bunch of kids that are fake and think they are better than everyone else. The teachers are decent.The coaches are amazing ,but the food is terrible. Be prepared for basic white girls that think they are rich because they have a hydro flask. Lastly stay away from girls with the first letter in their name A and the last one E.
Kingwood middle school: 🤮
Any other school:😀

kingwood middle school 

kingwood middle school smells bad. theres bugs and roaches all over the school, always hair in the nasty ass food from the cafeteria. some of the teachers are okay. female coaches pick favorites , the boy coaches are chill asf. all the girls there are fake and cant set their own trends. the boys are all ugly and mostly fake and nicotine feins who hit a mint pod instead of brushing their teeth. a good handfull of people out the school do drugs or sell them too.
broooo, have you been to kingwood middle school?

yea bro, that place sucks.
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